10 April 2007

Korea vs. Denmark

EuroTrash's departure is now so close, and the excitement has reached such unbearable levels that we have recently had to stock up on TenaLady pads to retain some outward sense of dignity. Spontaneous wettings of one's self, combined with impromptu stomping of feet, clapping of hands and high pitched squeals have led to many people in EuroTrash's office to keep a good distance.


Speaking of departure, over the Easter weekend it dawned upon us that we are leaving Sydney on Friday the 13th, and also flying on a not-so-well-known Korean airline! However disturbing that combination of factors, we are very much looking forward to the flight itself. Yes, it will be very long haul - approximately 23 hours of flying spread over a two day period, but we shall spend every minute of that flying time thoroughly entertained by:


THE INFLIGHT MAGIC SHOW!


Yes boys and girls, Asiana Airlines has thoughtfully constructed a tasteful alternative to regular inflight enterntainment. Please read:


In order to break up the monotony of long-haul flights, Asiana has trained a group of talented flight attendants to entertain and amuse you. Primarily on our transpacific and leisure routes, such as Bangkok, Saipan, Guam, and Sydney, customers have the opportunity to enjoy a wonderful after-dinner show of live music and magic. Flight attendants may perform stage tricks or individual hand tricks, making things magically disappear and reappear again. Customers may also have the opportunity to hear performances by a string quartet, choir, or solos on the violin, saxophone, or flute. Asiana cabin crews are also trained bartenders who will walk through the cabin and offer exotic cocktails. Along with a shake and a stir, you can enjoy your drink, the magic show, a long nap, or the upcoming movie.


Well, we are very much looking forward to this unique brand of 'entertainment', but we do hope it is as good as Denmark's Eurovision entry for 2007:


Click on her/his smiling gob to see her/him in action!
Oh the craptasticness! It's very Oxford Street vs. Rock Eisteddfod.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have a wonderful time, inflight magic shows sound great, much better than crappy qantas flights to LA with surly cabin attendants. It's snowing here in washington, really looking forward to the weekend and the possibility of muppet exhibitions and rampant consumer excess...

EuroTrash said...

Chris!! Great to hear from you - hope Washington is good and that the Muppets at the Smithsonian live up to expectation...

Expect a full review of the inflight entertainment within the next 24 hours!

-N.x

ClaireH said...

Nigel! Finally you are leaving our fair shores for the wonderland that is continental Europe! Have SO much fun!