And so it begins...

Hello gentle reader, hello.

Well smack me over the head with a dried herring, but the day has arrived and we are only a couple of hours away from departing Our Fair Nation's Capital, Canberra.

And so, the Eurotrash Do-Re-Mi World Tour is LAUNCHED!

We think it may be fair to say that we are relatively excited about this looming adventure. Nay, we may even go so far as saying that we are so incredibly excited that our thighs are trembling so much that they are slapping us in the face, and that we are working our way through our stock of Tena Lady pads quite rapidly!

Oops, must dash.

I just squealed and let out a little bit of wee.

Quite undignified.


Of course, we shall attempt to update this as often as possible to keep you positively enthralled at our adventures around the world.

First stop: San Francisco, California!

Au revoir (do you see? We sometimes use French because it is tres classy. Ergo, eurotrash is classy)

With Papal-endorsed blessings,

-eurotrash.x